Among other sites that I frequent, this one has made its way to the top. People submit their drunken or just crazy texts - and the site posts them. Enjoy:
(254): my sisters under your porch take her home
No surprise on that one that it's from a 254 area code - Texas. Porches only exist nowdays in the south. It's a shame.
(302): I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
302, of course, is from Delaware. I admit, I have a newfound respect for the state.
(919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This came from North Carolina. I might start calling someone waffles, randomly.
And of course - some from the lovely Valley of the Sun:
(602): Goodnight sugar queer
(480): Sugar queer??
(602): Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
(602): Duck Duck Cougar?
This site ROCKS.
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