Office Nosher: The Sequel

Somehow, the saga of office noshers -- a very small subset of the underground group - has persisted through the summer. I've nearly pinpointed the nosher in question with 100 percent accuracy. Shown below is the most recent act of office noshing, this time on an innocent cookie-pop given to our agency as a congratulations for a conference well done. The cookie basket was placed on the community credenza, and in the plain view. There were plenty for everybody. There was no need to conduct this level of drive-by-noshing.

That sugar cookie was once the state of Arizona. Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with people.